anybody else wondering about the media silence on the fact that the california gop had exactly the same problem when they outsourced voter registration in 06 ?

Considering that their gov is a foreigner, why are they whining?

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.  In case you aren't aware,
that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois  and all the Northeast. We believe
this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the
people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get  Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave
states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the
Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.  We get Intel and Microsoft. You
get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of
America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get  Alabama.  We
get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay
their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,  and we're going to want all our citizens
back from Iraq at once. If  you need people to fight, ask your
evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to
their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal
Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to
cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected
health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100
percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent
of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all
televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the
University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent
say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was
involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico

Peace out,

Blue States

NIce, Snoop. Is that yours?

I'm still in favor of turning Alaska into Konservistan, the rest of the red states can be for the people who they don't want. Like the Australia of Konservistan.

Fence off Texas.  (Visas to any registered Dems.)

Hmm, I'd rather keep Alaska and fence off Texas.  I prefer salmon to beef. 

of course it isn't his. that stale old piece of diatribe has been out since you lost the 2004 election. Figured I'd point that out before you all stand stupified in awe of another piece of leftist plagiarism or at least lack of attribution- something which you all seem to scream about if it isn't one of your own sycophants.. or is that spelled PSYCHOphants? lol

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Since I never saw the above 'letter' from the Blue States to the Red States before... I will leave my comments out.....

However, after reading several of your posts the last several days here at MMfA... I'm curious to ask you on whether you truely understand the whole ACORN thing that has started via the corporate owned rightwing media doing nothing more than grasping for straws as it pertains to ACORN, Obama, their connections, and the supposed 'fraud' that ACORN is alegedly trying to perpetrate?

Since ACORN is mandated under law to hand in each and every registration application to the state, I don't see how they are commiting fraud?

If someone fills it out using the name Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck 

1) Do you think that someone will actually show up and try and vote claiming to be either one? Voter fraud would be if someone actually showed up and tried to vote claiming to be Mickey or Donald

2) Do you not trust local government in any form to believe that someone at the registrar's office won't pick up on that and toss it out?

3) Do you not see the assinine attempt here by the rightwing to try and make a firecracker into a mushroom cloud?

4) IF ACORN were to toss out those forms that had Mickey's or Donald's name on them, they (ACORN) would be facing fines and potential criminal charges... it is not up to them to decide what applications are legit or not, it is the government (that would be us)

5) The only fraud perpetrated were by those idiots that ACORN paid to have said forms filled out!

You can hate us lefties all you want and keep your head buried in the sand forever.... but please do yourself a favor and at least come to terms with the facts of each story before you post!

In other words, we get the Big Ten, the Pac-10, and the Big East, while red states get to keep the ACC, SEC, and Big-12. 

So one naturalized citizen who's file is getting bounced around finds the ACLU and now MMfA is asserting voter suppression?  One guy?  Seriously? 

Must be a slow week...

The reading comprehension's really coming along. TBone.

how can you tell when its obvious that yours hasn't?

Good question, MissDee. I'd suggest you ask the nearest grown-up.

I was giving Snoop a little good-natured ribbing because he posts quite a few pictures and items and sometimes leaves off the link or attribution (though it's usually obvious). I only give him a hard time because it makes it harder for me to bag on the repeated and deliberate plagiarism by the right wing nuts.

But I didn't expect you to pick up on any of that. You seem a bit slow.

Well good morning to you too, you self centered uppity b-word who only likes her black people driving her to the store and opening her doors for her!

Col. I've told you all that in the case of MissDeBoat you can't have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed. She proves with every single post here that she is woefully unarmed.